I am, however, clever enough to masturbate to the idea of Jessica Alba wearing sexy genie outfits.
Images via June 2011: Visible Boob at Court During her endless string of court appearances, Lindsay's most conservative outfit—featuring a button-up blouse and black slacks—featured visible boob.
I don't know if you know this, but Kirsten Dunst is horribly unattractive, so you can imagine my horror when I found out that somebody had enough sex with her to possibly get her pregnant.
We're not sure anyone else could have been as confident as she was is in that body-baring dress.
In fact, I might be clever enough to do it twice.
Especially when you lose a lot of weight and people are telling you, 'You look great! Let us know by leaving a comment below! What do you guys think? An ugly, pebble-toothed, troll-faced alligator, who's supposedly 23 but looks 48.