Police arrested Obiwan Kenobi, 37, for allegedly causing a 5-car collision in California and then leaving the scene of the accident.
She would stab her bedroom closet with a knife and cry.
Rainford violated a restraining order that bars him from being within 200 yards of Paris Hilton and her home.
Now that Lauper has sunken into semi-obscurity and Madonna spends her time starring in overproduced film versions of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals, women such as Morrissette and Apple are left to take up the fight.
Or, rather, she had too many names.
His first court appearance is set for Oct.